Unplanned Archaeological Maintenance
Resolved
Sep 14, 2026 at 6:59pm UTC
Jellyfin recovered.
Service has been restored and is operating normally.
The incident has been resolved following extensive investigation, troubleshooting, and several highly scientific attempts at turning it off and on again.
The underlying cause has been identified as “something was fucked.”
The server is now clean, operational, and pretending nothing happened.
Impact: Users were temporarily deprived of their legally acquired entertainment.
Duration: Long enough to become embarrassing.
Root cause: Under investigation.
Postmortem: Probably going to be ignored.
Current status: 🟢 Resolved
Thank you for your patience while we performed absolutely critical infrastructure maintenance at an irresponsible hour. 🫡
Affected services
Created
Sep 14, 2026 at 7:25am UTC
Jellyfin went down.
The investigation is ongoing.
Preliminary findings indicate that the infrastructure was operating within expected parameters, while the operator was operating outside expected parameters.
The server has recently undergone emergency archaeological excavation and removal of several geological layers of dust.
Further details will be provided once we determine why the thing we just cleaned is no longer doing the thing it was supposed to do.
Impact: Jellyfin unavailable.
Root cause: Under investigation.
Operator: Also under investigation.
Confidence: Questionable. 🤡
Affected services